Ana: Ohhh god! “Paradise Alley” Sucked! I’m sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
Norm: Ahhh, don't be sorry the guy stole two hours of your life.
Stallone: Ah come on! That’s enough. I'm trying to help you!
Norm: Ah, I'm getting- I'm getting dizzy from the blood loss.
Stallone: Well ok, let me just me just put the pressure on that. That’s right. You’re going to be ok. You’re going to be ok.
Norm: I'm bleeding pretty badly here.
Stallone: Everything is going to be fine. I'm here for you.
Norm: Let me ask you something?
Norm: What were you thinking when you made "Over the Top"?
Norm: "Over the Top"? I mean, you had to arm wrestle a guy for the custody of your son for god sake!
Stallone: Just save your energy!
Norm: I mean, did you actually get that script and go around telling people, “Hey this is a good one!”
Stallone: Oh come on just drop it. Please!
Norm: No. No. You're right, you know, it was an excellent movie now that I think about it. After all, you know, it does combine the emotional drama of a... of a custody child hearing with a... arm wrestling!
Stallone: That’s enough!
Norm: Whoa hey, hey remember that movie “Kramer vs. Kramer”?
Stallone: Yes, uhmm hmm.
Norm: That movie was about child custody too. But it wasn’t that good. It was- I don’t know, it was missing something, you know? Ah, what was it missing? I can’t- Oh wait, I know… arm wrestling!
Stallone: Shut up! [Stallone punches Norm]
[The paramedics arrive with the other driver]
Paramedic: Hey! Hey, what the hell are you doing? You're punching car accident victims!
Stallone: No, no, no, you don't understand. He was bad-mouthing my films!
Paramedic: The man is injured and he happens to think “Tango and Cash” is jackass? So you hit him?
Stallone: No, He didn’t mention “Tango and Cash”, ok?
Ana: Please somebody please just help my husband!
Driver: I think this guy’s dying.
Paramedic: All right, all right, everyone clear! I'm losing him.
Norm: Stop, Stop, "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot", sucked.
Paramedic: What- what did he say?
Driver: I couldn’t hear him.
Ana: Did you hear him?
Paramedic: What did he say?
Stallone: [mumbles] "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" sucked.
Paramedic: Wait, wait wait. Everyone Shhh! Shhh! What did he say?
Stallone: He said Stop or My Mom Shoot SUCKED!
Ana: It’s ok. Listen, you comforted my husband in the last minutes of his life. That’s a noble thing. Don’t let “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot” mare that experience.
Paramedic: Wait, wait, wait everyone, he’s holding on to something. It’s- it’s a video tape. It’s- it’s “Rambo”.
[He pulls a video tape out of Norm’s hands]
I guess he liked your work after all.
Stallone: Really? That really means a lot to me.
Paramedic: Oh wait- wait. Actually, no, it’s a- it’s a porn film, it’s "Rambone". It’s "Rambone"! All right, let’s clear out everyone, nothing to see. Do- do you want this? [hands the tape to Stallone] Yeah, you can have that.