List of Characters:
Norm MacDonald - Burt Reynolds
Will Ferrell - Casting Director

Added to site: May 30, 2002.

Star Wars Screen Test - January 11th, 1997

Announcer: Star Wars, the twentieth anniversary home video.

Stage Director: Burt Reynolds, Darth Vader screen test. [clicks marker]

Casting Director: Alright, and we're rolling.

Burt Reynolds: Fire away.

Casting Director: Uh, Burt, we need the helmet.

Reynolds: Ah! [Puts on helmet]

Casting Director: Lord Vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes. Or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress... Uh, Burt, you're supposed to strangle the guy now.

Reynolds: (cough) Uh, what, like, go over there and choke 'im?

Casting Director: No. No, y- y- you kinda have... gotta twist your fingers at 'im.

Reynolds: Ah... I don't get it.

Casting Director: See... see you have this mystical power.

Reynolds: (pauses) Let me ask you a question, ah... (cough) What kind of car's this guy drive?

Transcribed by: TLCK
Provided by: jobe