Okay, so that wasnít so much a survey as it was me trying to persuade people who plan on attending a Norm standup gig to not look at the transcript of this show.

So since you said you plan on attending, Iím going to practically beg you not to look at it. I know you can just press the back button the browser and lie and click ďnoĒ, but youíll really be doing yourself a disservice.

Norm is doing pretty much the same material in his shows as he was doing three years ago when I transcribed this performance. Read this transcript and youíll ruin the experience of seeing him live and hearing all this stuff for the first time.

Please have some patience and donít read this transcript.