= Transcript Includes Pictures And Sound  = What do you think? Dumbass. 1994-95 Season September 24, 1994  Steve Martin / Eric Clapton OJ and the mystery envelope, trouble in the Middle East, McDonalds burning coffee suit October 1, 1994  John Travolta/Seal Low tourism in India, lethal special K, "The John Wayne Bobbit Story" October 15, 1994  Marisa Tomei / Bonnie Raitt Nobel Peace Prize nominees, trading on the big board, OJ Simpson halloween mask October 22, 1994  Dana Carvey / Edie Brickell Of course OJ did it, Prince Charles' book, Queen Elizabeth II visits Russia November 12, 1994  Sarah Jessica Parker / R.E.M. Republicans gain control of house and senate, 'Interview With a Vampire' opens November 19, 1994  John Turturro / Tom Petty Lisa Marie and Michael separate, Norm probes David Hasselhoff about his German fans December 3, 1994  Roseanne/Green Day Kenny G's Christmas album, "Interview with the Vampire" review, new duracell ad campaign December 10, 1994  Alec Baldwin/The Beastie Boys The "Ronald Reagan Freeway", the cast of ER, Lisa Marie's revelation December 17, 1994  George Foreman / Hole January 14, 1995  Jeff Daniel/Luscious Jackson Trouble with Bill and Hilary, Oprah Smokes Crack, OJ's new book January 21, 1995  David Hyde Pierce / Live Billy Joel survives earthquake, NHL strike ends, Ram's move to St. Louis February 11, 1995  Bob Newhart / Des'Ree Surgeon General's 700 abortions, Johnny Cochrane abused wife, "The Golf Channel" debuts February 18, 1995  Deion Sanders / Bon Jovi Colin Ferguson convicted, Norm sells pot to children, Mississippi abolishes slavery February 25, 1995  George Clooney / Cranberries Ireland signs peace treaty, was OJ high on speed?, men and women have different cravings March 18, 1995  Paul Reiser / Annie Lennox Jenny Jones Show's murder, "I says to the guys I says to him I says", Jordan back to basketball March 25, 1995  John Goodman / Tragically Hip "Buchanan Is A Racist", Kato's four days testifying, U.S. Crack Association's recommendation. April 8, 1995  Damon Wayons / Dionne Farris April 15, 1995  Courtney Cox / Dave Mathews Band May 6, 1995  Bob Sagat / TLC May 13, 1995  David Duchovny / Rod Stewart McVeigh had sold drugs, Batman returns, Marion Barry shops for mothers day. 1995-96 Season September 30, 1995  Mariel Hemmingway / Blues Traveler October 7, 1995  Chevy Chase / Lisa Loeb October 21, 1995  David Schwimmer / Natalie Merchant October 28, 1995  Gabriel Byrne / Alanis Morrisette November 11, 1995  Quentin Tarentino / Smashing Pumpkins November 18, 1995  Laura Leighton / Rancid December 2, 1995  Anthony Edwards / Foo Fighters December 9, 1995  David Alan Grier / Silverchair December 16, 1995  Madeline Kahn / Bush January 13, 1996  Christopher Walken / Joan Osborne January 20, 1996  Alec Baldwin / Tori Amos February 10, 1996  Danny Aiello / Coolio February 17, 1996  Tom Arnold / Tupac Shakur February 24, 1996  Elle McPherson / Sting March 16, 1996  John Goodman / Everclear March 23, 1996  Phil Hartman / Gin Blossoms April 13, 1996  Steve Forbes / Rage Against The Machine April 20, 1996  Teri Hatcher / Dave Matthews Band OJ framming attempt, Marlon Brandon forgiven by Jewish leaders, Madonna pregnant May 11, 1996  Christine Baranski / The Cure May 18, 1996  Jim Carrey / Soundgarden 1996-97 Season September 28, 1996  Tom Hanks / Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Dole gains ground in poles, video tape "proves" OJ did it, John Kennedy Jr. weds October 5, 1996  Lisa Kudrow / Sheryl Crow Day before presidential debates, Roberto Alomar spits, Walmart bans Sheryl Crow October 19, 1996  Bill Pullman / New Edition O.J.'s friend suspects guilt, Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall divorce, fat stripper murders heckler October 26, 1996  Dana Carvey / Dr. Dre Nicotine may cure Alzheimer's, Yankees beat Braves in World Series, Julio Iglesias's house fire November 2, 1996  Chris Rock / Wallflowers Dole about to lose, O.J. and Fred Goldman argue in court, Mike Wallace smoked pot November 16, 1996  Robert Downey Jr. / Fiona Apple Texaco is racist, Michael Jackson marries again, The real Dole walks in November 23, 1996  Phil Hartman / Bush O.J. finds real killer, Pam and Tommy Lee split, Sherry Stringfield off ER December 7, 1996  Martin Short / No Doubt Hillary may be indicted for Whitewater, Madeline Albright first female Secretary of State December 14, 1996  Rosie O'Donnell / Whitney Houston O.J. refused lie detector test, Mary Leakey dies, Michael Bolton's Christmas album January 11, 1997  Kevin Spacey / Beck Paula Jones trial to proceed?, Yeltsin with pneumonia, T.A.F.K.A.P. now called just 'The Artist' January 18, 1996  David Alan Grier / Snoop Doggy Dog Gingrich reprimanded, Jessie Jackson's Mitsubishi boycott ends, porno during 'The Flintstones' February 8, 1997  Neve Campbell / David Bowie O.J. convicted in civil trial, Norway rejects Tonya Harding, American Express lays off 3,000 February 15, 1997  Chevy Chase / Live O.J. to pay 25 million more, Michael Jackson Jr. born, Strom Thurman hospitalized with flu February 22, 1997  Alec Baldwin / Tina Turner Kenneth Starr doesn't resign, airlines lower fares, Norm and Howard Stern have an orgy March 15, 1997  Sting / Veruca Salt Clinton injures knee, Nicole Brown's diary to be published, Norm has trouble picking a camera March 22, 1997  Mike Myers / Aerosmith Clinton and Yeltsin discuss NATO, O.J. a loving father, Dr. Kevorkian releases jazz CD April 12, 1997  Rob Lowe / Spice Girls Ellen DeGeneres admits homosexuality, Europa's primative life, Norm lets the F-word slip April 19, 1997  Pamela Lee / Rollins Band Dole lends Gingrich money, O.J.'s mom suspected guilt, Norm refrains from slipping F-word May 10, 1997  John Goodman / Jewel Trump and Marla Maples split, Heston vice pres. of NRA, Norm eats puke May 17, 1997  Jeff Goldblum / En Vogue Air Force Lt. Kelly Flynn a sexual predator, O.J. hides Heisman Trophy, 'In their own words' 1997-98 Season September 27, 1997  Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai October 4, 1997  Matthew Perry / Oasis October 18, 1997  Brendan Fraser / Bjork October 25, 1997  Chris Farley / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Clinton visits China, Microsoft trying to monopolize internet, Wisconsin lacks volunteer firefighters November 8, 1997  John Lovitz / Jane's Addiction November 15, 1997  Claire Danes / Mariah Carey November 22, 1997  Mayor Rudy Giuliani / Sarah McLachlan December 6, 1997  Nathan Lane / Metallica Unabomber shack to be moved, protecting Di's grave, 'MacDonald and Costello' December 13, 1997  Helen Hunt / Hanson Lawrence body removed from Arlington, Latrell Sprewell chokes coach, Norm's final story